nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

image

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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  • Patient: how'd the operation go, doc?
  • Doctor: omg check my FAQ pls xoxo

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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thatnigga-ian:

money-makes-me-horny:

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

me

"Then what ;)" the main white boy phrase while sexting im js

They all deserve the golden “you tried star” thatnigga-ian:

money-makes-me-horny:

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

me

"Then what ;)" the main white boy phrase while sexting im js

They all deserve the golden “you tried star” thatnigga-ian:

money-makes-me-horny:

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

me

"Then what ;)" the main white boy phrase while sexting im js

They all deserve the golden “you tried star” thatnigga-ian:

money-makes-me-horny:

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

me

"Then what ;)" the main white boy phrase while sexting im js

They all deserve the golden “you tried star” thatnigga-ian:

money-makes-me-horny:

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

me

"Then what ;)" the main white boy phrase while sexting im js

They all deserve the golden “you tried star” thatnigga-ian:

money-makes-me-horny:

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

me

"Then what ;)" the main white boy phrase while sexting im js

They all deserve the golden “you tried star” thatnigga-ian:

money-makes-me-horny:

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

me

"Then what ;)" the main white boy phrase while sexting im js

They all deserve the golden “you tried star” thatnigga-ian:

money-makes-me-horny:

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

me

"Then what ;)" the main white boy phrase while sexting im js

They all deserve the golden “you tried star” thatnigga-ian:

money-makes-me-horny:

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

me

"Then what ;)" the main white boy phrase while sexting im js

They all deserve the golden “you tried star”

thatnigga-ian:

money-makes-me-horny:

motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

me

"Then what ;)" the main white boy phrase while sexting im js

They all deserve the golden “you tried star”

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dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

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“Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?”
  1. Kanye West  
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elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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daybeams:

If you were ever a girl that people whispered about and laughed at as you walked by…. That feeling never goes away. You’re suspicious of everyone around you having a good time, thinking it’s at your expense.

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hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

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Real talk

sevanthika:

black—lamb:

kissnecks:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

every time I see this, I reblog it.

OMG me too! I’m getting my keys today!!! 😳😳😳

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magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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