doncastrate:

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

(via maja-bro)

seekthenewunknown:

Family members that find out you’re socializing with a male friend and automatically assume he’s going to become your boyfriend

image

(via itsingrids)

demonhunting:

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty

(via m-acc)

crissle:

yourniggasabitch:

femburton:

i was not expecting that

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i watch this shit every single time it pops up on my dash

(via bangbangbruno)

balencia:

And if you ever need to talk, my askbox never closes!
balencia:

And if you ever need to talk, my askbox never closes!
balencia:

And if you ever need to talk, my askbox never closes!
balencia:

And if you ever need to talk, my askbox never closes!
balencia:

And if you ever need to talk, my askbox never closes!
balencia:

And if you ever need to talk, my askbox never closes!
balencia:

And if you ever need to talk, my askbox never closes!
balencia:

And if you ever need to talk, my askbox never closes!
balencia:

And if you ever need to talk, my askbox never closes!
balencia:

And if you ever need to talk, my askbox never closes!

balencia:

And if you ever need to talk, my askbox never closes!

(via bangbangbruno)

Peeta practices his pole dancing moves

(via pizza)

anus:

spotting a hot person

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(  ͡°  ͜ʖ  ͡°)

(  ͡ °  ͜ʖ  ͡ °)

(  ͡  °  ͜ʖ  ͡  °)

(via pizza)

poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

(via pizza)

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via pizza)

kardashy:

WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHANCE THEY WILL LIKE YOU BACK

image

(via pizza)

plutarchheavensbee:

imagine you showering and Josh Hutcherson stepping under the water behind you and wrapping his hands around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder while laughing gently before you scream and beat him with your shampoo bottle because how the fuck did he get into your house

(via orgasmic-humor)